"Daddy, I've already learned my lessons! Can I play with your dick?"

Cheated on a girl with her sister while she lay down for a nap

I'm so drunk, bro - let me get the fuck out of here and spend the night

She showed her tits 😧 We should fuck her or she'll just sit there naked

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend

Fuck, I wanted to take a shower! Now that you've poured the water on me, let's fuck

His brother set a trap for his sister and immediately attached himself to her from behind

Okay, fine, I'll be your first man (that's cheating!)

I was jerking off, and the neighbor came over and poked me with his dick, and I came. How come?

His face is covered in sperm and his throat is fucked up, but he won't skip classes

That's my mom's ass stretched out... I hope my dad doesn't burn

And I worked out and got an orgasm - that's the kind of lifestyle I like

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

Dropped the towel in front of the delivery man. I hope he takes the hint and fucks

Again mistakes in the report — get down on your knees and lick your guilt

Cum in my wife, man, you're the only one I trust to fuck her

You're so fucked up, when are you gonna fuck me? We're alone in the bathhouse 😏

I've fucked my mouth, now I'm gonna sit on my dick. My brother's got no girlfriend, so I'm helping out

Oops, my girlfriend found out I was fucking my sister. At least she's not jealous

Fucking her in the ass and cumming at the same time - what a synchronization

Endures anal pain and begs to be fucked more — just not in the pussy

What do girls do after a blowjob? If sperm is in your mouth — kissing

Son, I won't tell anyone you jerked off, but you need to be punished