Daughter, I'll fuck you myself at home, what a party, stay!

You came without panties, and you licked your balls, so I'll fuck you

Wow, she learned how to suck! If she gives it to me, I'll come twice for sure!

Dad, what are you doing?! I'll make a deal with my mom, and then fuck her, she'll burn us

She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

Sister, yes, I peeped at you, but that's no reason to fuck me

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!

I'll put my girlfriends on my dick myself, or else they don't offer fmf, and they don't cum

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Ouch, where are you putting it, it's a butt! (eh, I hoped he wouldn't notice)

The guy calls again - as if he knows that I persuaded a friend to lick me

I didn't cum in you, don't worry! I promised on your face, I will

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

Wait, don't undress in public - you want an orgasm, go to your room

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

- Wait, there's a friend girl! - Let her close her eyes, I want to have sex

It's her first time sucking me, and I just cum in my mouth - let her get used to it

Do you let all your friends fuck your wife? Then I'd rather have a condom

Are you horny? I'll suck your dick, but don't let it happen again, son!

I don't give my wife cunnilingus myself - let a friend lick her to orgasms

Fucking publicly in the pool and not embarrassed, so she learned how to swim