You're not gonna get your dick on, so why don't you just stand up?

I slept with a friend's mom 😍 It was my first sex, I became a man

Why be jealous? My sweetheart obviously enjoys paying my debts for me

I fucked her upside down and down inside her, I didn't miss my chance

Husband, I was just drunk! But I didn't suck my friend's cock and I didn't cheat on you

I'm not gonna pass by a pussy like that, I'm gonna jerk her off and put my cum on her face

I'll fuck her cunt and put it inside her - that's how I teach her obedience 🤬

Our porn level has been raised! They made a video for the students 🤤

It's easy to live with tits like that - spread your beautiful legs and suck deep

You can tell she's had anal, she's only asking to cum there

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

It was fucking awesome - she was so horny she even let me get in THERE

Am I ashamed? Yes! Would I fuck my sister again? Of course!

And she squirts, and swallows, and washes dishes - he didn't get married for nothing, she's perfect

How can I go on a date when my brother cum all over my underwear 🤬

Mmm, what a thrill it is when your sister's boyfriend fucks you to the point of squirting in the anus

Does it bother you that I'm talking to a boyfriend and you're sticking your dick in me?

If you want a massage, I'll give you a creampie and an orgasm

You can keep your dress on - I'm happy to fuck you in it 🤤

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

Wake me up and make me horny. Fuck me, I want a cock now

Just wondering what happens at the end 🤔 (spoiler - it's going to be epic)

I get that kind of innuendo, and I get it. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

No one expected this ending - she offered to fuck my father