My ex is an asshole, but you're not, are you, bro? Come inside me

Chief, don't jerk off anymore. Fuck your secretary to orgasms

Are you a sith or a jedi? I lost to NoNutNovember, but I got my homework done

She gave her lover to her daughter so she wouldn't rat her husband out. Fuckers

I'm a faithful wife, but my friend has a bigger dick, so I cheat

It could have been you and me, but you're embarrassed to swallow cum

Semen in my mouth - this one is no longer a Jedi! Next 😅

I'll fuck her and let her suck it, better a cum in my mouth than a creampie and getting knocked up

It's a massage and she's naked! I'm gonna fuck her, what can I do? 🤷🏻

Fucked me in the mouth while I was asleep! How did my son know I liked to suck?

I'll suck your balls, you lick your cum, we're friends. ❤️

Cums face instead of helping with the exam. Does the professor have to suck on it, too?

He put it on my dick and pressed it down, and I thought it couldn't get any deeper

Student, concentrate or fuck - what's the occupation with a boner?

What are you doing, bro, I don't get it? The guy's gonna hear me come

Neighbor, stop hugging me. I'm drunk, I want to squirt and cum

My boyfriend's cheated on me before, but he's never fucked my girlfriend in front of me

Chief, why don't you look at the tits and tell me if there's a bonus?

Cum in your mouth and we're even, but only after fucking doggystyle 😏

Are you sure I'm your first, bro? You lick like a pro, now put it in

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus

We fucked behind my wife's back, she spilled it. But it was worth it 🔥

Courier, that's a joint, you're gonna fuck us in the fmf for that

That's how the dummer girl from the meme gets laid in real life (rule 34)