Honey, it's about time you got home from practice, I'm already undressed

When it's your girlfriend, you don't have to ask — come and cum

Dude, just put down the console — this hottie wants sex, right?

Hey, you spilled semen on my glasses. How am I supposed to work?

You fucked everyone in the game, but you should have fucked my anus

The important thing is that you squirted twice! I don't give a fuck that I didn't come

The commission would be justified if realtors worked THAT way!

I'll do anything, just don't tell my dad that I smoked!

Fucking your mistress is so nice — as long as your wife doesn't find out

Roommate, give me money for the room. If you don't have the money, give me your ass

Good morning is when your dick is licked, jerked off, and let into your pussy

Where do you think you're going? Take off your panties, I'll fuck you myself

He came over and stuck it in me. What did I expect when I went to him without my underwear?

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

Seduced a young counselor for sex right in the dressing room

Filled her pussy with sperm because she's begging to have a baby

Fuck me all you want, but don't come inside, just on my tits

Please slow down, my narrow pussy is not used to thick dicks

I will give a girl flowers and she will agree to record our home sex

Where are you going? I'm going to shove my dick up your tonsils first, then go

Buddy, are you peeping on me? If you want to fuck me, just say so

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

Honey, stop right there! Where are you going without my sperm inside?

Oops, sperm inside, but where's my orgasm? Well, I'll jerk myself off