I wasn't jerking off, I was just flushing my clit, don't get me wrong

Be patient and don't cum, you want a simultaneous orgasm with this pussy

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

That's my dick, and that's my wife over there. I'm waiting for my turn to fuck her

Hey, you spilled semen on my glasses. How am I supposed to work?

Wait, I'm going to take the condom off, or the sperm won't get in

Sister can't screw in a light bulb, but she can spread her legs

You say you're tired at work? You're about to fuckin' suck my dick

Fucked up my roommate, called him to fix my laptop so he could fuck me

And you can't tell from the look of it that both a penis and a toy can fit in your pussy at once

The young teacher herself offered to stretch before the class

Honey, you're just in time, I'm tired of masturbating myself

- You promised to suck it, suck it! - Okay, but you can't have an orgasm with just a blowjob

Honey, wake up, I'm gonna give you a pussy massage

It's good when the wife is a fuckin' wife - dick showed and she doesn't take offense anymore

How does she cums so much? I've poured my sperm out once and she keeps shaking

Honey, do you like to give a deep blowjob? Don't answer, swallow

Sweetheart, are you out of your fucking mind to take a walk without your underpants? I'll fuck you!

Fuck me all you want, but don't come inside, just on my tits

Hey, did you come already? If you are, I'll sit on your face

Ordinary sex was boring — we invited a girlfriend and tried a threesome

Well, fuck me, you interrupted my jerk off! Let's postpone the class

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?