How's that? Are you orgasmic, or are you gonna have a baby in nine months?

"Don't tickle me, or I'll wet the whole couch with squirt!"

7 orgasms in 1 sex! That's the way to work a dick, bro, you're a jeweler

Gave her brother a cunnilingus so he'd stop jerking off on her stuff

Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

The way she gently sucks, I peed my pants 😍 (watching the movie was a success)

Dirty talk, slutty girl and hot sex — perfect

Bro, come on, I wanted to borrow from you, and you give it to me in the mouth

The stepmother is annoying, fuck her in the ass... She wants to get it up her ass

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

The driver was fucked up from fucking with us, but he got us there - 5 stars to him

Yeah, you got me, just like in the porno, will you give it to me?

When I saw my traveling companion's tits, I knew it was gonna be sex on a train

You don't leave me a virgin, you have to fuck me three times

Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

That's some jet 😧 I didn't expect my foster daughter to be able to do that

The higher the salary, the lower the kissing - you give me a bonus and I'll suck your dick

Why did she show me her boobs?! It's over, NoNutNovember has failed

Wow, what a boner 😧 Have you been taking Viagra? Just fuck me until I'm hard

If it's an ad, it's the only one! (Anna, 300 meters from you. Wants sex)

My boyfriend dumped me, and I want sex so bad! I'll go to the boss at the end 😏

She made a scandal and then fucked me - wow, I didn't expect that 😳