Chief, I've already given you a blowjob and a hand job on the table — give me a bonus

He's lying there unaware, but there's already sex brewing

Met a girl in the public streets and fucked her in the toilet

I came in the condom and she ate it all 🫣 What are we gonna do next?

I want my secretary to suck me off! I pay a lot, so get started

Sister got so carried away while posing that she aroused her brother

Sister, does your boyfriend know how to fuck you until you squirt? See, I'm better

You got caught jerking off, all right 🙄 Give me your dick, I've been wanting it for a long time

Marriage lacks sex, I go to a psychologist and fuck her 😏

She satisfies herself in my bed! If you asked me to, I'd fuck you

Oh, honey, I not only squirted on the floor, I squirted on your dick

Bro, I'm shocked myself, I fucked your friend and you haven't yet

Big tits, as has been my experience, yes - there will be no sign of under-fucking

- You promised to suck it, suck it! - Okay, but you can't have an orgasm with just a blowjob

With my cum in your mouth, I'll take you anywhere. Suck it, sister

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

Scrambled me! I'm going into labor, and I thought we were just friends

You give me blowjobs and sex, I'll give you money and an orgasm. That's a good deal, right?

She was watching porn in front of me! You got the hint, she wanted to get fucked! 👌

I love a guy and I won't hang up even if I have his friend's dick in me

"Sweetheart, don't cry, a few more spankings with the belt and I'll fuck you."

My wife is cheating, but I'm not a sucker - her friend's creampie is now leaking out

Uncuff me, bro! Oh, are you gonna fuck me?

I picked out an Altoids and didn't get confused, I fucked with it a lot