"I'll make a case for you or I'll fuck your body," that's what I gave the cop

Just looking at you makes me want to cum 💦

And what, the whole dick is going to go in that ass? Let's check it out 😏

Fuck me if you don't have any rent money. I'll give you a blowjob

I thought I was just going to cunnilingus a black woman, but I got my tongue in her ass, too

You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

For my girlfriend, blowjobs are not cheating! I got a blowjob with an Asian girl

I look at her unreal tits and dream of poking her in the anus

I came on my ex-girlfriend at her wedding! I'm great, aren't I? 😎

This is my swinger family - one I look at tits, the other I fuck in pussy

I left a friend's mom overnight, she came, and I came in her again

It's the first time I've ever had such a thick dick 🥵 Yeah, my boyfriend wouldn't mind

Asked her brother to teach her how to kiss, but he got carried away and pulled out his dick

It's easy to bring your dark-skinned girlfriend to orgasm — fuck her in the pussy with your tongue

I've got a Tesla and I like to take risks - get on my dick on the fly

I got it out before I took a dump, and then I put it in half a lump. It's not like you're gonna get knocked up

Remember, you rub your dick, but you don't put it in! And you don't come inside ☝

Hey, how long has it been since you had sex? One stoner poured all over my body

Mmm, the way she moans from the massage.... Maybe I could put it in her

Fucking my alt sister: she offered pussy instead of a sex toy

Is your wife cheating? I don't believe it! But just in case, I'm going to fill my friend with sperm

Those secretaries on your payroll, asking you to fuck them for a bonus 🔥

Brother, help me out — I have a date tonight, and I don't know how to fuck