Honey, why are you so stupid — I'm hinting that I want a dick

I tell her that a dick in the ass doesn't hurt, and she doesn't believe me 🤷🏻‍♂️

I asked you to stroke my dick, and you stuck it in you. Aren't you ashamed, sister?

I masturbated for you! So you'd come in and I'd be horny

If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now

I bought a DBS and for good reason - a titty nurse took the cum out of his dick

Fuck me, but don't fire me! You hired me for my tits

Why did she show me her boobs?! It's over, NoNutNovember has failed

If it's an ad, it's the only one! (Anna, 300 meters from you. Wants sex)

"I want to cum in you and footjob," so we fucked again

Father fucked his daughter hard so she would study harder for her exams

Repairs are so boring! What if I show my boobs to the workman?

Wow, what fucking breasts! Stop jerking off with your hand and use your tits

And titfucked, and in her mouth, no shy, public fucking

Well, happy fucking birthday! As a present, have an orgasm and cum on your tits

I cheat on my husband every day - he goes to work and I go straight to someone else's dick

I've never used a butt plug before. Put it in me

Fucked three witches on Halloween — because it was to save his wife!

Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

My stepmother begs me to fuck her, and I'm a virgin - what am I supposed to do?

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

I'm spreading my legs for the greater good - you'll come, and I need to get laid

I'm a good father. I don't scold, I give squirt orgasms

When I saw my traveling companion's tits, I knew it was gonna be sex on a train