I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

Oh, even my hair is in semen — how am I going to get home from the park now?

Performs marital duties, whether she wants to or not

Yes, it's not easy to swallow, but it's even harder to honestly evaluate

She showed me a fucking pussy, so I came three times in a row

Why are you yelling from your orgasm, the neighbors are going to come running

She just sat down on a fat cock — and immediately her husband called. I'm gonna lie

Tutor, come closer and see where I have deep knowledge

Do you want to make me feel good? Here's my dick, start sucking it

Fucked at home, fucked at the movies — it's a shame not to fuck pussy like that

You showed up drunk from your friend's house? Here's your dick, apologize

She's bad at math, but she gets an A+ in fucking

Finally the maids are stuck in the washer, or else how do you fuck her?

You work in medicine for a reason, you should know what to do with the risers

If a bitch is in her panties, she's waiting for a dick to be pounded in her

Okay, I won't turn you over to your parents, but you'll pay for this creampie

"I love it when there are a lot of secretaries — one gets bored, I put another one on."

I didn't go for a walk, but I cramped up, and that's even better

Cooked breakfast and asked for a creampie — isn't that a good morning?

Don't be so hard on yourself, sister, you've done it once, you'll do it again

If my brother likes a blowjob, it's fine for a guy, too. I checked!

Gymnast shows stretching and teases the guy with a neat pussy

Do you want to distract a guy from his work? The only way to do that is with a blowjob

Are you learning anatomy? Touch your dick, and to remember, let's fuck