Already you're moaning, and it's only a finger, but with a penis you're going to yell?

Chief, I screw up my reports, but who else is going to jerk you off like this?

That's how I greeted the spring — fucked her by the tree and pussy-fucked her

I didn't know that a friend would split the check, so I gave it to the toilet

What are you sitting around for? Put the phone down and take your dick in your mouth

Brought a student home — someone has to teach her how to suck cock

Why be ashamed of her husband — she dressed up like a whore and asked him to fuck her

The chiromancer didn't see shit, but satisfied the virgin client

This maid knows how to pump herself a quick pay raise

Cum in her panties, so she could walk around all day with a wet pussy

I forgot to renew my gym membership — luckily my boyfriend is my trainer

Yoga classes have not passed us by — now you can fuck on the splits, too

Came in for a guy with no underwear to get right to the point

You don't have to do morning exercises — you're already active in bed

I didn't expect the walk to end in a fucking blowjob by the sea

I hurt my beloved by ignoring him, but I found a way to make it up to him

Already enrolled in college, but she doesn't want to study — all she wants is her dick

"Oh, you're up and breakfast isn't ready yet. How about a blowjob?"

Gave his girlfriend a vibrator for her birthday and taught her how to use it

Hinted that she wanted sex by wearing panties that said "Fuck me"!

Put the girl doggystyle and fucked her while she plays Nintendo

Enjoyed the taste of cum by eating everything that came in her face

His pussy is red from rubbing, and his belly is covered in sperm — but he won't jerk off

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally