Where are you going? I'm going to shove my dick up your tonsils first, then go

Just getting ready to do the laundry, and the guy's already got his dick out

What are you doing in the bathtub? You better get your dick done

Secluded with a new girlfriend in the bathtub for a quick shag

Thanked her for lunch at McDonald's with a hot fuck in the toilet

I didn't expect to be so lucky on my first date!

Do you like to suck a big cock? Love to get cum right down your throat, too

Are you going out? Go take a shower or I'll get sperm all over your hair

It's good to come by, I'll blow you in the bathroom right away, I'm fucking sick of rubbing you

I didn't know that a friend would split the check, so I gave it to the toilet

I don't like to stay in debt — I'd rather just suck my dick for dinner at the cafe