Do you want me to lead you out of the woods? But on one condition, I'll fuck you first

I woke him up for sex, and I fucked him until he came twice

I'll suck and jerk you off, but don't fill my glasses with sperm

Called three beauties for casting at once — now I'm going to choose whose pussy is better

I know you like it rough, so I took you by the throat

Helped a friend set up her laptop and finally fucked her for it

The last day of December, and I snapped and still loved

The girlfriends didn't crack — they got in the car and showed their tits for money

While no one is home, it occurred to her sister to check her brother's dick

There are ~16 billion legs in the world, and the only one I want to spread is yours 🫶 Oooooh

She doesn't know how to say no! Will she really fuck herself? (Spoiler alert: yes)

I'm not getting laid, and neither is the shrink. I think we're about to have sex

You're in my bed, brother! Come out or come in, don't just lie there

If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now

Offers to cum on your tits, who are you to say no?

Mikasa gave a throat fuck and ate cum, all after anal

The guy doesn't fuck, but don't be sad, here's your brother's dick, suck it

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Let's fuck the landlord? The fmf will allow you not to pay rent

My sister wouldn't give up the tub, so I had to fuck... oh, bathe with her

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

The fans are already waiting, and I'm getting fucked — well, I'm more important to get laid myself

Sis, don't be sad for your ex, that asshole didn't lick your ass

So that's why there are holes in country toilets — to stick dicks in them