Actually, I have a pussy. But I'll give you anal for money, yeah

Holy shit, you came twice! That's what I call missing your sister

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Accidentally came in a glass of juice, and my sister drank it and wanted more

Cocked and fucked in the mouth, not enough? Catch a slap if you like humiliation

Honey, how do I fuck you? I'm not even in yet, and you're cumming

My ex said she had changed. I checked it out, she still gives it to me in the anus

Now your ass isn't going anywhere — not from spanking or cock

Are you out of your fucking mind, man? I won't suck your dick (but I will for money)

Take off your panties and lift up your pretty legs - let's shoot some creampie homework

I touched my father's dick - he understood and forgave me and took my virginity

Was so looking forward to a nice surprise, and she just sat her ass down on her face

The guy didn't show up for his date and had to fuck his brother again

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

Sister doesn't have a boyfriend, so she has to seduce her own brother

My neighbor's girlfriend is a hottie! That's why I fuck her too 👉🏻 👈🏻

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

When can I pay you back? I can right now, but I'm a virgin 🫢

Son, what are you doing here? Well, since you're here, let's at least get laid

Woke up in the secretary's apartment and immediately brought her to her knees

Even lesbians sometimes need a man's hard cock in bed

I come home from work and she greets me like this! So I cums

I showed my brother my tits and I'll show you my pussy! He told me he jerked off to me

Bro, fuck... I've been stuck three times and you still haven't fucked me!