You want to show me your tits for money? If you pay more, I'll give you a blowjob 😏

My tits are bigger than your girlfriend's, and I suck better, you wanna fuck?

They're arguing over my dick! I'm gonna fuck them both right now

Chief, don't fire me, please. I can work with my head and swallow cum

I paid for the delivery with my boobs and I feel good and the courier threw the stick

You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

My brother lets me do everything when I suck him off (I can do the rimming too)

Don't judge. My wife won't let me, so I get a hard-on for other people's asses

You haven't fucked in a while, and neither have I. We're about to have sex, it looks like 😏

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

You fuck great! But don't tell my dad that I checked it out for myself

She comes over - I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole! That's the kind of billiards

If he fucks me, I'll wiggle my ass and I don't have to pay rent 😌

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

Just wanted to put my drunk sister to bed (and had to fuck her 🔞)

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

Why'd you come in me, bro? I just wanted to learn how to suck

You want to cum inside, go ahead But make it an anal creampie

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

Girls, don't argue! I've got one cock for your three asses - I'll fuck every one of them

Chief, I've got an ass like this at home I'll fuck it, then I'll work