They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

What a worthy fucker - cums three times over 💦

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

My ex is using me to fuck her to orgasm - the nerve!

Tits out 👀 Is it okay that your man is lying behind you?

So what if I'm sticking my dick in you, we're having a regular massage session

Stepmom's wearing a fucking spell. 🪄 To break it, you have to make her cum

I'm gonna give the chief a blowjob! Because everyone's been promoted and I haven't

I didn't know my friend fucked me to orgasm. I would've given it to him a long time ago

I accidentally impregnated my wife's sister

You stole my underwear 😳 How about admitting you want to fuck me?

I'd forbid her to cheat, but look at how much that bitch is getting high

Ex, are you crazy? 🥵 I'm married and you're showing me your naked body

I promised I wouldn't come in my sister, but I lied. Yeah, yeah, she's got my creampie in her

The husband will be shocked, but what can you do - the plumber is good at cunnilingus 👅

What kind of nimbo is that 😍 I'm gonna piss in her mouth tonight

Cheated on my husband, but it was his own fault for not fucking me hard in the ass 👉🍑

She divorced her husband and I flooded her with semen - does that count as cheating?

Every man's dream is to have her cums on his cock first thing in the morning 🧨

She's being fucked by the utilities 💦 🚿 (female masturbation in the bathroom)

I'll never let my sister in my bed again - she rubs my cock and cums

- Do you want to fuck me? - Well, I can fuck your face off, too 😏

Fuck me, please! I know you've got a big, big shaft, Barbie

2 creampies is a lot 🤷🏼‍♀️ Usually couriers get a blowjob