What a humiliation - my wife is under a friend's cums, and I have to sit here and jerk off

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

Dick in the anus - and the secretary is obedient, and I'm in a good mood

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Brother, I've already seen you naked twice - it's time for us to get laid

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off

I will not meet 2023 as a virgin, let me fuck a girl

Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

Once a year on New Year's Eve a milf gives it to me, and the creampie lets me

Got a milf to do her homework, promised not to leak - you didn't see anything

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick