I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

Yes, that Asian girl is nice, but I like her tits better — that's where I'm going to cum

I don't usually fuck Uber couriers, but I need to get back at my ex

They told me, "Don't go into the woods alone, or they'll fuck you. So I went

There's enough sperm for everyone, you just keep sucking each other's sperm

I wasn't jerking off, I was just flushing my clit, don't get me wrong

Honey, why don't we fuck? I'll take my panties off and sit on my dick

Squeeze your tits harder — and remember, mom likes it rough

Is that just the head going in? There's not that much room in the anus

Whoa, your tits are juicy — if you don't let me touch them, I'll handcuff you

Patient, you say you're dreaming about hard sex? I don't take your word for it, show me

"Where the fuck were you yesterday?" — I'll flog you so you don't have to go out

It's silly to fall asleep drunk — your girlfriends will wake up in sperm

Friend girl, open your mouth — after fmf we always share cum

What do you mean, you didn't cum? Take your panties off, we're going to fix that

Who better to teach you how to fuck than your own father! But I didn't come inside for nothing

How do you choose whose girl is better? Let's fuck both of them, then we'll decide

Wife, is that a condom with someone else's sperm in it? All right, I'll just stick with you

I don't distract her from her work, so I jerk off loudly — she'll come running

Neighbor, look at my ass... Do you want to touch it?

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn

Girls, where did you come from? Do you like fmf? Well then stay 👌

I may be a co-cult, but I'll fuck my wife in the ass myself — after you

What are you, silly? Do I have to "cook" with tits like these?