Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

I already poked my dick - I liked it, now I can fuck it, too

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Thought asian girls don't give it away right away, but this one's got her pussy exposed for a fuck

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Lucky friend - he hears my moans and immediately comes running with a hard-on

Got stuck on the bouncing boobs and almost became a daddy, barely had time to pull out

I know it's your first time - I'll cum in your ass and it'll feel better

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck