My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

Once a year on New Year's Eve a milf gives it to me, and the creampie lets me

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

What's there to think about - you gave me a cocktail, it's time to go to the park and suck my dick

Lucky friend - he hears my moans and immediately comes running with a hard-on

What the fuck - as soon as I get a huge dick, my dad calls me

You get naked for money, you give me a burger, I'll fuck you in all positions

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Lesson 1: In an unclear situation, suck it. Give a blowjob and no problem

He fucked the secretary's ass - now he's going to submit his reports in advance

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Forget about your wife, she's asleep - let me suck your dick

I took her to a restaurant and she decided to fuck with me! I mean, fuck me

Try counting how many times an Asian girl has squirted from a threesome

Are you done? Now get on your knees and swallow again

Almost got caught, but I'll suck it till you come - I'm not shy