"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Patient, what are you standing there for, take off your pants — I'll jerk you off and make you feel better

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Taking your asshole sister to the sea for love? Well, except for her ass

She's been wanting to get on her dick all morning — and how do you get out of the house without a krempai?

Why did you put your finger up your ass? Giving it to me, my finger is bigger

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

You got your dick in your hand, take it and put it in your mouth. Don't forget to show your tits

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Almost burned with shame, but licked her friend's pussy in front of her boyfriend

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend

So how do girlfriends kiss when guys are fucking in different positions?

Asking if I'm ready to suck my dick — my dick is always ready, go ahead

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

Moved his girlfriend, or her friend girl without a dick is quite sad

Seductive babe licked her dick and waits to be inserted into her

Teased my ass, hinted at all sorts of things, but my dick is still in my throat

She broke down, but for a sanctioned burger she got down on her knees and sucked her dick

She rubbed her dick longer than she jumped on it, and I almost cum