I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

She asked me to cum on my jeans - I thought there would be less sperm

Everyone fucks sisters in porn, and you won't give me a dick for revenge for a guy?

And what's NoNutNovember to me if I wake up and she's already on my dick?

Brother, help me out here, I can't go on a date as a virgin

He tied her up and put her on his dick - now she's obediently waiting for the sperm

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

Fucked a lesbian, and no wonder - a real dick is irreplaceable

Oh, honey, are you on your way home? Take your time, I'm still on my friend's dick

Really 30+ cm dick? come on, I've been fucked like that before

You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain

Brother, forget about his girlfriend

I wanted to suck up to my mom, but I really had to lick her 😳

Bro, come on, I wanted to borrow from you, and you give it to me in the mouth

Sucked together and cum in one's mouth 😔 Share your cum, friend girl!

Oh, she's so juicy - didn't even fuck me, but two minutes later I'm already cumming

I won't fuck my wife's pregnant sister in the pussy, let her do the anus

Son, it'll help with your boner, I'll give you a pussy

Ouch, it's my ass! How can I tell a guy why it hurts there?

Sister, my boyfriend will fuck me until I squirt and fuck you

What did she do that the guy humiliates her so much and kicks her?

Sister, here's your money, but not for nothing - you owe me a fucking blowjob

I got it out just in time, it just didn't taper, so it got in