She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

I look at my friend's tits and realize that we're about to have a foursome

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)

Honey, I surprised you, but did you cum on my face?

Were you peeping, man? Come on, let's go to the bathroom and fuck me

You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

My mouth is full of dick, but I'm decent - a guy calls, I pick up the phone

Mom jerks off and doesn't cums. So she can't get enough of my dick

I fucked her in the throat - she didn't resist. I turned on the webcam, everybody's watching

"Gave up" my friend's wife right in the park, and I can fuck her at home, too

Ouch, that wasn't our agreement! You stuck me in without asking, and in the ass, too!

Sister, yes, I peeped at you, but that's no reason to fuck me

Not much money, but it's no problem - I can give you a throat blowjob in a heartbeat

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

My friends are fucking around, but mine is shy, she only agrees to a blowjob

Did you fuck my mother? What's wrong with me? My pussy's younger and smaller

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

He's peeping! Well, should I let him jerk me off or should I just let him?

Brother, teach me how to suck a dick, or the guy will think I'm a virgin

Why so, sister... Now until I fuck you up, I won't let you go

Why would your son want to fuck a sex doll when your stepmom has such an ass? 🍑

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too