You want an iPhone and have a boner - what to do? Clearly, s̶i̶ya̶t̶ suck on it

Her figure makes me high, and how can I not fuck her?

I don't like to sleep alone, I'd rather sleep with a roommate! And as a bonus, I get cum on my ass

Cums another man's fiancée and got caught, I'm fucked, but I got fucked

I gave you my word there would be no creampie! What's that coming out of me then?

"I'll teach your girlfriend how to suck" - I deserve that master-nice 🤤

What's wrong? 😈 I owe you money and a bouquet, your girlfriend owes you sex and a blowjob

She's covered in some guy's semen. That's how you deliver takeout orders

He cum inside, yay! Now I'm going into labor and he won't leave me 😏

I've seen this in a movie before - the sister got stuck there too 🤌

Drunk on the first date - well, it's easier to fuck a drunk girl

Saw her doing it and got caught. It ended with a blowjob

- Are you drunked? - No, dad, I've got an axe. Fuck you, or I'll sober up later

Don't get me all excited. I was stuck on the tits before I could get to them

A big dick? I don't take your word for it. I'll measure it with my mouth

He's possessed by a fucking demon 😈 I'll exorcise him in front of you, for the cause 💪🏻

Our Reislin got a squirt 💦 The bald one from "Brazzers" didn't fail again

What a fucking cock you've got! I wish you'd give your sister one of those 🫠

I'm leaking semen. All right, I'm gonna wank myself to orgasm with a creampie

And this realtor's experienced-- she knows it's easier to rent a place naked

Came, but inserted again - the wife is gone, and the maids are ready for anything

I finally got Diane - yes, I fucked her in the anal 🍑

Her ass is so hot 🤤 This is how I cum inside her

Look at your mom and remember, if you want a guy to stay with you, give him this