Olds remember? That's Leela from Futurama with her tentacles

I have my wife on my dick before I fuck her, that's how I deal with jealousy

We saved each other from fucking each other, now I'll always fuck my girlfriend

I had to take her dick out of the washer again. Professionals of seduction

It's not incest. We're step-siblings. It's just creampie and sex

So that's how she lost her virginity - she lost it to her friend 😏

I showed my boss my language skills, I'll give him some more doggystyle, and I've got the job!

Oh, she's got sperm inside her. And the neighbor's just getting to know her

Tongue-fucking is awesome, but more orgasms will be on the dick

Fulfilled your dream and fucked the teacher, even cums her glasses 💦👓

I'm covered in sperm, brother - don't forget, you swore you'd keep it all quiet

What's your problem, bro? I'll suck your dick and give it to you. You don't have to take pictures of the ladies

Are you sure this is a photo shoot? Cause I'm naked and you've got a boner

Yeah, I gave the delivery guy a blowjob. 🫦 The guy didn't give money for the delivery

Before I can take my pants off, she's already jerking off, she wants sex so badly

I haven't come yet, where are you going? I'm gonna cum on your face and let you go

Oh, for crying out loud! Stuck again, again in the washing machine 😅

She was so broken at first, and then she came to me and gave it to me, yes, yes

Empty your balls in my face 💦 I'm a blowjobber, maids are for the soul

She's a submissive, she's got her collar on and she's asking me to cum

My husband won't fuck me, I can't stand it. I want any dick I can get, even yours, neighbor

And my stepson fucked me at work, and my stepson fucked me at home and relieved my stress

Of course I am. I'm willing to give myself for an iPhone

We have a strange man in the house. Good reason for a triplet 😏