Wow, you're Nike Pro! Mind if I stick my dick in you?

I had to take her dick out of the washer again. Professionals of seduction

Whoa, easy! Are you sure this is a massage? Cause I can feel my dick in me

Whoever I live with, I get tits and cums. I know the dorm laws

I don't suck on the 1st date, but I liked you, I'll even give you a 😏

You screwed me and I'm not a sucker - threw a stick at a boob waitress 🤤

She got naked and said fuck, I didn't say no to my sister with an under-fucking

You do a deep squat on my dick, you'll cum and get your ass pumped

I fuck her and then I fuck her 😏 I'll teach her sex positions instead of yoga

Holy shit, Deadpool's titty girl 🥵 Very sexy, I blew her

Help, brother, I'm stuck! (really, it's just been a long time since I've been fucked)

That's a bust 😍 cums her boobs and realized she's the one, I'm getting married

She's shaking all over my cock, that's the way only love comes 💕

I fucked her in all positions and cum in her mouth. Why the fuck would I get her pregnant?

Phew, thanks for not going in - I got it out before I became a daddy