Ready to suck on the 1st date - how else do you know the size of a penis?

I didn't know if my sister was hinting at sex, but I fucked her just in case

Almost got knocked up when I was drunk... Spread my sperm on my pussy, it's soothing

Haven't you ever touched a breast, either? Then I'll teach you how to fuck

I was just jerking off to my brother, and now he's just fucking me 😅

Call me a whore, or I won't let you. And fuck me so hard it hurts

My wife won't let me in the anus, and it's a good thing my friend is married, too

Hired a maid to fuck, it's cheaper than getting married

Courier, don't break down, help me to squirt orgasms

I fucked a friend when I was drunk, oh. Well, now I have a boyfriend

Shouted: "Oh, yeah!" - so creampie said yes, so I dumped it in her 🙄

Are you crazy? She walked into the room without knocking and took her son's dick 😱

She left her boyfriend to go fuck himself. Fuck the first guy you meet, will you fuck him?

It's got a vibrator in it, and it's supposed to be a dick. Titfuck jerk off, I'll give it to her

You took off your condom during sex, but don't expect a creampie. You have a boyfriend

Sat on her face and got an orgasm! Now you can creampie, even two times

Luna Roulette on mfm 😱 Now it's a threesome

Blowjobs don't make you come, bro, but fucking you and you had four orgasms

A creampie is needed after a massage - surely your boyfriend won't mind?

Oh, man, I came in my condom and it ripped 😱 Am I gonna be a father now?

Now come inside. You can't get knocked up with a dick like that

I'll pump her full of sperm and she'll forgive me for cheating, she won't leave with a creampie inside her

Oh, I got semen in my mouth. It's not like your mouth was closed to vulgarity

Oh, my friend's mom fell on my dick. I fucked her while her husband was out