As soon as I start sucking this dick, lick me right away. You're a kukold now

Brother, why jerk off to porn with me when I'll suck your dick anyway?

Saw the boobs and disappeared - in sister creampie, I'm no longer a Jedi

Son, I think your friend knocked me up. He's always inside cums

Turned on the home-cam and she was wriggling from orgasm - not a bad idea

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

What should I do to keep my son busy so he doesn't disturb me? I got it. Let him lick it

Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

She gets stuck and calls me for help - high, now I've got my sister's ass in my hands

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

I jerked off to a stranger, and it's my sister! Now she's blackmailing me for sex

Grabbed him by the hair and filled him with cum, all after a hard fuck

Look, I want a creampie! I'll sit on your dick, you cum in me

I thought the professor would feel it and give me an A, but he took my 1st time

That's how the dummer girl from the meme gets laid in real life (rule 34)

She fucked up! I wanted to shut her up, so I shut her up. With my dick, so what?

I fuck an Asian woman and I'm not ashamed in front of a girl - not cheating, but diversity

I got it out before I took a dump, and then I put it in half a lump. It's not like you're gonna get knocked up

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

Hey, that's the wrong hole, son! You don't usually fuck me in the ass 😱

Go deep, just like your mother taught you, and don't forget the creampie

I'm here for you guys 🥵 Because without the fmf we won't know if it can hold two

I came with you four times - now you're not a virgin, you're my boyfriend