"I'll sit on my dick, but not with my butt, because it hurts," and it's always like that

"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

Finally, my brother caught me jerking off - hurry up and fuck me, I don't mind

Why be shy when you want to fuck? Put your dick in here

Did I give it to the right guy? I wanted to cum inside so badly, but it was the same as always

I rent drunken beauties in a bar, not whores. It's cheaper!

Oh, come on, creampie. I put a condom on your ass, how come?

Don't massage it, masturbate it! Do you think I just took my clothes off?

Open your mouth and swallow the semen - voila, you won't get pregnant ✨

Mom, are you here to fuck? I will, but I won't go to school and not a word to my father

I cum on my sister's face - as long as her boyfriend doesn't find out about it

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Yeah, you've come to fuck again. I told you I'd give it to you on demand

I'll be honest, I'm not ready for kids, so expect a creampie in the anus

Fucking expensive apartment - can I pay with my throat and cunt?

I was fucked by my neighbor before you, and you fuck me, but don't tell my husband

I'll fuck my friend and get knocked up, so I can get back at my strict father

NoNutNovember is a week away, but you're gonna fuck me, am I right?

The money made a delivery girl a whore, she wore her own wife's underwear

Lol, she never woke up - she'll freak out in the morning with semen on her ass

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

I fucked her anus until it was a hole in her throat! I'll shut my dick in case she doesn't notice

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Brother, I've been watching porn cartoons and I want a creampie too 🫠