I rented a realtor, not an apartment😏 So I went to the viewing without my wife

No, honey, I'm not going on a date - I've already been fucked by a friend tonight

I showed my tits in the park🍒 And if you invite me home, I'll let you look up my skirt

How did the sperm get in her? I was just alone with my sister

You're jerking off with some bullshit again, and your wife has no orgasm and no creampie

Oh, why are you awake? I haven't fucked you all the way in the mouth yet

I fucked an Asian girl, and she gave me tits for a blowjob, and I wanted in

Fucking storyline - 2010, I got it in her, I didn't become a Jedi

She was fucking jerking off in front of her brother, so she got cum on her glasses

While she's asleep I'll jerk her off, she'll wake up horny and fuck herself

Fucking two people, what can you do? Who knew a girl would take a friend

I'm gonna fuck you until you squirt. You're used to hard fuckin'

My brother licks and I send selfies for my boyfriend of what I look like when I cum

Are you squirting on me? So I helped you out of the washer

Were you jerking me off, Dad? You better fuck me, but no fucking

Oh, I'm fucking my girlfriend's boyfriend. She won't be offended. That's the kind of dick you have to share

Are you a sith or a jedi? I lost to NoNutNovember, but I got my homework done

Mom jerks off and doesn't cums. So she can't get enough of my dick

I shouldn't have come so much in her, I'm going to run for a pregnancy test

Stepdad, teach me how to have sex, it's like going on a date as a virgin

Learned to swallow, now the guy cums in the throat instead of inside

And why lick when you can put it on your dick and she will cum

I jerked off to you while you were sleeping 😴 My husband's not home so you could fuck me

I can't sleep until I swallow my cum. Dude, let me suck your dick