"I'm not like that" - I just forgot to put my panties on, so I get fucked

Boom, now I'm not a virgin! I was just giving my sister a massage

Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

I'll fuck my wife, she won't fuck around, and I'm cool with empty balls

I'll fuck you and ask for a camshot, but while I'm in, don't count on it

No more lesbians, we're fucking you with our dicks and you're enjoying it

Man, why didn't you just say you like hardcore sex and anal 😱

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

We switched bodies, so what? No one can cancel sex, bro, fuck it!

I lick you in the 69 position, so you take my dick deeper into your mouth

I asked for a blowjob and she took my virginity - what a bunch of strangers

We'll fuck, I'll do all the work, and I can't do it without creampie

Bro, stop seducing me with dicks, my boyfriend's calling me

Student, the size of your penis determines your grade! Yours is an A

I'll fuck another man in front of you, will you shrug it off? (imitating cuckold)

- Student beauty, you need to be pulled up...? - Pull me up! Although, pull it up

What shall we do? Let's fuck! Why else would you invite strangers home?

She's not faking it - got an orgasm as soon as I let her inside 💦

- First date, and you're a piece of work. - How do you know if you're a good fuck?

I'll fuck my friend and get knocked up, so I can get back at my strict father

I showed you my tits for a reason. Lick them to make you come

You're jerking off, but maybe you want to fuck your sister? Even with a creampie, I'll allow it

Sex with an ex is not cheating! Fuck me safely, I won't tell my husband 😏

I came 2 times during the massage, what's gonna happen when we start fucking?