You interrupted my jerking off, son! Fuck me now, you've seen it all, and I haven't come

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

This Asian woman doesn't need much - she sat on his cock and came three times already

Why be shy? We're friends. We called you for fmf, so fuck me

I turn around and you guys are doing a mom swap. You'll take your son as your fourth?

I got it out before I took a dump, and then I put it in half a lump. It's not like you're gonna get knocked up

Somebody's still got NoNutNovember, and we've got a tee on the schedule

Fucking swallows his balls 🥵 That means he'll swallow the sperm too

Now she's orgasmic, while she's screaming, I'm gonna cum inside her

I came with you four times - now you're not a virgin, you're my boyfriend

Student, concentrate or fuck - what's the occupation with a boner?

My wife is beautiful, but I'm the only one who sees her naked, so I'll fuck her in public

We're fucking here and our friends are bored - why don't we fuck in front of them?

Fuck it up, I like it hard - and you finish it with a creampie, okay?

I bought this lingerie for my sweetheart, but I loved the delivery girl in it first

I just wanted to suck his dick - I didn't know he was so fucked up 😱

Blowjob checks! Oh, tickets... But I can give you a blowjob too, you want one?

That's how they give out orders in locker rooms - they suck customers

Friend girl finds out and I'm fucked because it's her boyfriend, or her father

Maybe she'll fly, but she cum, she got it on her face, but she fucked me

What's wrong with her? She screams and beats like a hysterical bitch from the hard fucking

The husband doesn't fuck, but the neighbor will be lucky! I'll cum on his dick for a creampie in return

I'll pity my friend. He hasn't touched my tits yet, and I can give him some too

Yeah, I'm willing to suck and swallow cum to avoid getting pregnant