That's it, I came - now run away, or your wife will see my sperm on you

They even put it in her anus! Now we'll always fly business class

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

On my knees asking for a dick, I'll give it to her. I'm not just Santa, I'm a man

I've behaved badly all year, but I'm a brother, I'll give you a creampie, I'll forgive everything

Medical reform in action - now it's nice to get tested

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

Take the package, and fuck me - it's New Year's Eve, you can do anything 🎁

Do you need a casting call to be a whore? Fuck, I'm not leaving here unemployed

Unpacked my present - oops, only the creampie is pouring out now

I got a girl for blowjobs, not for talking - suck it silently

I've never cum on such huge tits before. I didn't write to Santa Claus for nothing