Your wife is asleep and I want to fuck - shut my mouth and she won't burn me 🤫

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

Fuck, my condom's ripped! What am I supposed to do with this creampie?

Brother, for your birthday I give you a creampie - cum inside and make a wish

I'll blow you, but I won't fuck you - he'll think I'm some kind of a slut

Fucked an Asian woman with a black cock - he drove her deep, and she came

Again they fuck a bunch just in the ass, and called a Negro (part 2)

I don't take money, but you take my dick in you and make it count

Honey, cum inside my friend - we don't want kids, but she does

Those aren't my panties. Is he cheating on me? I'll put them on, let him cums

So I don't cheat for a guy, but it's not every day you get that much money

So Lois Griffin made Peter a cooch! And this one turned out to be a whore

I don't give a fuck about your dick - my tongue and fingers will make me cum faster

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Oh, fuck. You pumped me full of sperm. Know that your children will be Asian

What a wife my dad got - he's asleep and she's fucking her son

I want to have sex, and he's shoving a doll for nothing. Will you give me one too?

I masturbate to my beloved's infidelity, why? Everyone jerks off how they want

Gave her stepson anal, but her husband burned her! Now she has 2 dicks in her ass 😱

I repeat, do not jerk off, but fuck your mom. I taught you how to fuck

Between the tits is a fucking wank, but until I get inside I can't cum

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

Just jerk each other off? No, I'll rip my panties off, but I'll go in