Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I'm jerking off to porn and waiting to get fucked, too

I told her to suck my dick and she went straight for it. I like a good understanding

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

Driver, I don't have any money and I don't want to walk

You came inside me, what about me? Fine, I'll just fuck myself to orgasm

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

You said you were on the sport, so I pumped you full of-- with sperm

She's going to undress now! It seems that someone will have sex

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

Dressed nice, but like a whore, you get dick instead of compliments

Wow, you squirted! I didn't know you could do that, but would you eat the sperm?

That's some fucked-up shit. She's fucking the pillow in her sleep! I wish she was fucking me

He fucked me hard in the throat, but I apologized. He licked my ass gently

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

For a guy I didn't give it to, it's embarrassing. I'm gonna fuck myself on camera so he can jack off at home

Married a shy one: she swallows dick by balls and keeps quiet - perfect

How deep is that? I'm going to put my hand on it and it'll go down my throat

Honey, can't you fit your dick in your pants? That's okay, I can fit in my pants

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

Wow, I'm tough today - I call her a bitch and fuck her pussy 😎

Why are you so uptight, man? Here, touch my tits and fuck me

Oh, a stranger caught me jerking off. I'll give it to him, my husband's not fucking me 😔

You already came, what about my orgasm? I don't know, fuck you