"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Wrong door, so fuck you - mine, because you've got a hard-on

Are you out of your mind, brother? Even if I lose, I won't suck your dick

Uncle, why are you jerking off? I know how to suck. Want to see?

I took my condom off 😲 and it turned me on! I had enough cum for two cumshots

She gave a blowjob, not a report. You don't hire a fucking secretary

I let my brother touch my tits, and he's already licking me... oh, I'm coming

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Mikasa gave a throat fuck and ate cum, all after anal

I went to my friend's house, and she's asleep - how can I not cum on her tits?

Fuck me first, then compare who's a bigger slut, me or mom

Brother, it's about time my dick got up. And you lie down while I work my mouth

You can't take a hint, can you? I'll tell you straight, take out your dick and fuck it

My sister is lying with her pussy bare - she's provoking me, I'm going to stick it all the way in

Anal orgasm? Easy! Vibrator in her, finger in her ass and lick her clit

Brother, teach me how to suck a dick, or the guy will think I'm a virgin

He tied me up and fucks me, I'm getting high - let's do this kind of BDSM more often

Son, don't be shy, come closer and unpack your father's gift

Drank some wine and I don't have any dick or creampie in me 😫 Fuck your stepmom?

Why the fuck did you tear my tights? Fuck me now, I can't go home

Fuck me, like I'm your girlfriend, but for gifts, I'll be like a kept woman

Even when they get fucked, good wives don't hang up - hello, darling