I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

Hired a maid to fuck, it's cheaper than getting married

I rented a realtor, not an apartment😏 So I went to the viewing without my wife

I cum all over her, and she asks for more on my face, okay, I can do more

"Ready to fuck?" - What a question, baby, take off your panties and sit down

Show me your breasts, since you won't let me watch porn - you have to look somewhere

I woke you up, I'll fuck you - and you shouldn't sleep without panties

Let me jerk you off, too, because I'm a stoner and you need an orgasm

And the stranger is a fucking great fuck, I didn't invite him to my room for nothing

I'll show my tits in the woods - why, fuck me doggystyle, and then on my weight

I'll swallow your cum if you fuck me to orgasm. Deal?

You don't have to blackmail me, I suck on and off, give me your dick

Your balls are full of sperm, if we fuck you, you'll dance right away

The money made a delivery girl a whore, she wore her own wife's underwear

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

I rent drunken beauties in a bar, not whores. It's cheaper!

Courier, don't break down, help me to squirt orgasms

I'm jerking off for a guy, and you stick it in me and cum! Aren't you ashamed, bro?

That camshot could have been in your ass if you hadn't occupied it with a cork

You put it in well, but it will be even better if you take it out in time

Awkward to fuck a friend's girlfriend, but look how she's flowing on his dick

Wow cock! Let everyone see me swallow it - suck it in public!

- Okay, don't hit on me! - Okay, Mom, I won't, I'll fuck you right away

"How about I blow you right there?" - I didn't take her to the park for nothing