She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

Wanted to jerk her off in the bathroom, but she burned her boner - going to fuck

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

Yeah, I did it on the first date, why? I didn't have any other fun

You came without panties, and you licked your balls, so I'll fuck you

What's there to be broken about - on the 1st date I show you how I jump on my dick