Are you horny? I'll suck your dick, but don't let it happen again, son!

Everybody's wives are jealous, and mine's got all my girlfriends on my dick

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

Are you out of your mind, bro? Why did you pull out your dick? Okay, at least I'm gonna come

Let's make some amateur homemade porn, and you can show it to your husband tomorrow, whore

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Daddy's going to teach you how to anal! It's tight, but you're 18, you can 😏

Oh, husband, are you here? Come on in while I wash the cum off my face

She got me so hot with the blowjob, I came right in her, ouch

You're sucking me off, and there's a husband in the next room. You got your dicks mixed up, didn't you?

VR is fucking awesome, except I feel like I'm getting fucked all the time

She gave it to the first student sex party that came up, and why should such a pussy go to waste?

Son, get the fuck out of the bathroom, I'm not sucking your dick here (erroneous)

You okay, bro? I asked you to tie me up, not fuck me till I scream

I came up and put it in from behind. I'm not fucking crazy, my mom wanted it

I checked the ticket, now I'll give you a blowjob and we can fuck on a train

"Your place is bigger than my wife's." You should go to your neighbor more often

"I want my ass," just like that, she confessed

Son, what the fuck? I found condoms and you didn't fuck me 🤬

Fucked the sisters, and whose ass was better, but tried fmf

Accidentally came in a friend's mom... It's not my fault, it's my first sex 🥵

Brother, I need help! Although, who am I kidding, cum on me

Fuck me quietly! Or mom will wake up, so I'll have to fuck her too

Son, are you stupid? I can't get laid, but you've got a big dick. Fuck it already