Fucking three times a month and rent's cheap? I agree, fuck

2 dicks did well, but if you add humiliation?

It's too late to be shy, maids - have you seen your fucking uniform?

You're rubbing your dick, but I'm gonna stick it in you and cum anyway

Two cumming at the same time - that's what a strong female friendship is 😏

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

My breasts are bigger, so now my son won't deny me sex

At 18, you don't know how to fuck with a condom? Here's mom's cunt, learn

You fucked me and now it's my fault? Stepmother, that's not fair

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Take off your clothes and come inside me, that's the free massage I got

Husband, don't be sad, it's not my fault your lover has a thicker penis

I'm a delivery guy, I delivered a pizza, I fucked you in fmf, you'll share the cum

Peeping at my mother is for sex: she spotted me and invited me to fuck

Cums up her ass, and she's got her asshole open, and I'm gonna cum in it

Fuck your wife, I don't mind, but only with a condom - clever girl, she puts it on herself

Honey, don't be offended that I'm jamming you in the throat

"Get on your knees and swallow!" - I'm a psychologist like that. That'll be 5 grand

Into anal for cheating? I'm screwed😲 - I didn't cheat, they're just flowers!

If you want to have sex, you have to take a cock in your mouth and suck it. I can take that kind of hint

I stretched it out, but at what cost! It was so tight, I came inside, ouch

I gave you a ride, I'll fuck you. I'm wearing stockings for sex

If you put me on your dick, I'll take my clothes off, but I won't just do it, bro

I can't help but cum, because the best view of boobs is from a woman's POV