Wow, you can go to hell for an iPhone! (and I was about to, go ahead and change.)

I've fucked my mouth, now I'm gonna sit on my dick. My brother's got no girlfriend, so I'm helping out

Why are you fucking that thing, bro? Who's gonna fuck me?

There's no one to strangle me - I'll look at lesbians and jerk myself off

I agreed to two dicks, but I didn't think it was simultaneous

Chief, don't jerk off anymore. Fuck your secretary to orgasms

You came. You're shaking. I thought you'd never notice

Fuck your wife, I don't mind, but only with a condom - clever girl, she puts it on herself

Fucking a girl's friend is her own fault, I don't agree to fmf

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

I dreamt about having sex with you, but you fuck so much better in real life, bro

I'll squirt, orgasm, creampie - just give it to me in my ass 🥺

Semen in my mouth - this one is no longer a Jedi! Next 😅

Son, check out how I can suck my dick - I didn't graduate from a blowjob course for nothing

I don't take money, but you take my dick in you and make it count

We were lucky to get to the party - the girlfriends were drunk and ready to fuck

Fuck. His condom broke on the first date 😰 He's gonna be a daddy now

Came home and my wife is being fucked, how can you not get a wank? 😏

I asked her to show her tits, and she showed me everything. You got it, sister

Stepmom caught me peeking - and it wasn't my fault, I got a boner

You say you're not a lesbian? You fuck like an experienced 👍

I didn't expect the neighbor to offer sex in the elevator, so I fucked her without a dildo

I rub up against a stranger in the elevator, she'll either fuck me or suck me off 🫣

Brother, I gave it to you in my sleep, but don't tell the guy, or I won't give it to you again