Wrong door, so fuck you - mine, because you've got a hard-on

She got stuck, called her friend, and then (just like in a porno) she gave him

Put your dick in here and I'll be cramping for a minute. Shall we test it?

He fucked me hard in the throat, but I apologized. He licked my ass gently

Why watch porn when you can stick your dick in that ass?

- Which hole do I put it in? - Without a condom in the anus, I won't get pregnant

Now come inside. You can't get knocked up with a dick like that

NoNutNovember is a week away, but you're gonna fuck me, am I right?

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

On my knees asking for a dick, I'll give it to her. I'm not just Santa, I'm a man

Yeah, you've come to fuck again. I told you I'd give it to you on demand

You just gave, and I asked for money to give! You paid my rent by fucking me

Yeah, I gave it to the first guy I met. You gotta pay for the trip somehow

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

I squirted and fucked you to orgasm - and you know what you're doing 👏🏻

You fuck with a condom, you come without one, you get the cum inside

You fucked everyone in the game, but you should have fucked my anus

Neighbor, you're angry because you're not fucked - let me suck your dick, it'll make you feel better

You're so dirty, I'll fuck you till you're done

Son, I didn't knock on your door, and I'm not coming out of here without a creampie

You ruined your brother's date, but you didn't leave him without sex

Bro, stop seducing me with dicks, my boyfriend's calling me

Medical reform in action - now it's nice to get tested

Brother, do you jerk off with that thing? Let me give you my pussy