Maids, put your panties on so your wife doesn't notice the sperm

Is that sperm? I told you not to come inside, but I forgive you for the first time

It's nothing - my son has a date, so he's learning how to do cunnilingus on his mother

I make sure he doesn't come inside - when you finish fucking him, put his sperm on his tits

What a wife my dad got - he's asleep and she's fucking her son

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Oh, a wife without panties is an excuse to put her on his dick before work

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too