Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

What a humiliation - my wife is under a friend's cums, and I have to sit here and jerk off

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

What a bitch, she made a cuckold out of a guy on the phone and is enjoying it

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off