How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I put my dick down her throat and she doesn't even choke

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off