- I want you, get undressed! - I already gave it to you, dad

Chief, don't jerk off anymore. Fuck your secretary to orgasms

Are you a sith or a jedi? I lost to NoNutNovember, but I got my homework done

She gave her lover to her daughter so she wouldn't rat her husband out. Fuckers

I'm a faithful wife, but my friend has a bigger dick, so I cheat

Fuck a girl like that and she'll have an orgasm and her back won't hurt

Popped her in the tonsils and cum inside her - that's how he caught her off guard at night

Are you crazy? You have a man without sex and you're masturbating

Wife, why is your pussy so wide? We just got married

NoNutNovember had to be interrupted - how else to cum on the maid?

Cums face instead of helping with the exam. Does the professor have to suck on it, too?

I told you not to look, son! Now that you've seen everything, you can fuck me now

Student, concentrate or fuck - what's the occupation with a boner?

That wasn't the deal, bro - you asked for a feel, not an insertion

My boyfriend's cheated on me before, but he's never fucked my girlfriend in front of me

Chief, why don't you look at the tits and tell me if there's a bonus?

Are you sure I'm your first, bro? You lick like a pro, now put it in

We fucked behind my wife's back, she spilled it. But it was worth it 🔥

Courier, that's a joint, you're gonna fuck us in the fmf for that

You can tell the neighbor doesn't have a girlfriend, there's a lot of cum on his face

Cum in me. I want to make sure you're straight, stepson

I got an electronic summons, but after I was discharged, my stupid stepmom gave me

Where'd you come, bro? I wanted to suck a dick before the date, not get knocked up

That's how the dummer girl from the meme gets laid in real life (rule 34)