Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Remember, baby — he who fucks decides where he comes

Less than a minute? Be sure to write in the comments that you can do it longer

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

Why do you keep jerking off and massaging your balls — get your dick in your throat already

"You think fingers are enough for me? No, I want a hard cock."