It's been a long time since I've been to H&M, and they give blowjobs in the locker room

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

That's it - you give a man in the anus once, and now he takes it himself

Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

It's convenient when a girl is wearing only pantyhose - tear them off and I'm already going in

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test

That's why girlfriends take so long to wash — they lick each other

How do girls agree to be filmed in porn? They offer to do it

Called her to play PS, but bitches are more used to playing with dicks

With tits shaking like that, no wonder you got so much sperm

Gazed at her bouncing tits and didn't notice how he came inside

Sister, give it to me in the ass! Otherwise I'll be a virgin for the rest of my life

Do you like girls with shapes? One of them is just short of a dick

She asked me to get tougher, so I grabbed her by the hair and now she doesn't like it

I didn't steal anything, but this was slipped to me! - Well, I'm going to slip it to you, too

I only wanted a massage, but the big dick convinced me to change my mind, fuck

Honey, you know, it's so tight and soft in there, so I cum

Wow, you're the one who's getting ready to fuck by the window? What if the neighbors see?

Whoa, easy! I'm a plumber, though. I could be a fucker for those boobs

Guest, don't get mad, better get into the situation and the receptionist

Taking your asshole sister to the sea for love? Well, except for her ass

Honey, I asked you to help, but is that sperm in my ass?

Put your dick up her juicy ass — get it on yourself, baby