Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

She asked me to put it in her asshole, she doesn't need a finger there

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

I didn't know how to wake her up — I stuck my fingers in her pussy and it went

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Friend girl, why don't you give me a hand job, it's been a year since I've had a man?

Grabbed my hair and put it on my dick — yeah, that's a good way to fuck

Are you sleeping? Well, well, I'm about to stick my dick in your ass and you won't be able to sleep

That's it: he fucked the doll, but all his sperm went back into Sasha Rose

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

Don't tell me what to do, I know — I have to get up and pull my pantyhose down

Hey, I even licked your ass and you didn't give me a blowjob

Taking your asshole sister to the sea for love? Well, except for her ass

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Let your mom cook for you, I just want to fuck

I didn't do cunnilingus, but at least I licked my tits — okay, I'll let you fuck me

Don't hide your pussy — let everyone see how I fuck you with a creampie

She's been wanting to get on her dick all morning — and how do you get out of the house without a krempai?

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

Don't hide your pussy from me, or everyone will see your cheating video

Is this where you got your three cocks, my daughter? Now you will atone for your sin

You don't have to seduce this roommate, she comes right out without her panties